The Seafaring Lore

  • On Watering, Briefly

    On Watering, Briefly

    A ship thousands of miles from home with no drinking water had two options: find an island or die of thirst. Here’s how they got the water aboard — and what was probably in it.


  • Pirates and Yoda: An Unlikely Connection It Is

    Pirates and Yoda: An Unlikely Connection It Is

    Yoda and pirates speak the same way. This is either a remarkable coincidence, proof of extraterrestrial influence in the Caribbean, or Lawrence Kasdan being very clever.


  • Gentlemen of Fortune

    Gentlemen of Fortune

    The Disneyland song makes it sound appealing. It wasn’t. Once you turned pirate there was no going back — not to the sea, not to land, not to anything resembling a normal life.


  • Of Black Beards and Cats

    Of Black Beards and Cats

    Pirates feared hanging more than death — not for the obvious reasons, but for what it meant for their souls. Blackbeard’s end was worse than he could have imagined.


  • A Fortune Be Danglin’

    A Fortune Be Danglin’

    Pirates wore earrings to show shipwreck survival, advertise wealth, or fund their burial. One of these theories holds up better than the others. Bob’s earrings tell the tale.


  • Blackbeard’s Three Mysteries

    Blackbeard’s Three Mysteries

    Blackbeard was the most famous pirate in history and almost nothing about him is actually known. Here are three mysteries that historians still can’t solve.


  • A Fanciful, Cranky Queen

    A Fanciful, Cranky Queen

    She’s all skeletons and gunports and romance. She’s also top-heavy, diesel-powered, and would tip over in a stiff breeze. A cranky Queen, that one.


  • Pity the Poor Marin Francais

    Pity the Poor Marin Francais

    The explosion of L’Orient at the Battle of the Nile killed a thousand men in an instant. Here’s who they were — and why they had no choice about being there.